Vic’s Tricks To…Sausage, Kale, and Orzo Soup

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The high the other day was 1°…… 1 FREAKIN’ °!

Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve lived in the northeast for most of my life. But I will NEVER get used to the bitter -25° with wind chill bullcrap we deal with every damn year. 

BUT – being the optimist I am (eye roll), I cannot help but look at the bright side….

Cold weather = warm food AND Warm food = SOUP!

Heckkkkk. Yesssss. Do I love soup. So warm and toasty and cozy, yet so flavorful and bold yet balanced. And best of all…EASY. (for the most part – although I did get a hand blender for Xmas so ya’ll about to see some creamed soups so get ready, bitches).


Anyway, for episode one of the “It’s too cold outside and I have nothing better to do” series, we’ve got…

Sausage, Kale and Orzo Soup.

That’s right – freakin’ delicious, tomato-based soup with orzo and pork, but it’s still HELLAAA healthy because there’s kale in it. Duhh.

AND I HAVEN’T GOTTEN TO THE BEST PART!! – the whole thing takes like 30minutes total.

Say what?! Vic’s gotta be drunk again….

Ok… fine… so what if I am?! I’m also serious. 30. Freakin. Minutes.

Over medium-high heat, brown the ground pork (or sausage out of the casing) in a large soup pot. Once browned, remove to a separate bowl or plate. 

I used ground pork and left it pretty roughly chopped….you could say I like it rough, especially regarding my sausage.

Add your onions and garlic to the same pan and cook until tender, about 3-4 minutes. Or until your entire home is aggressively overwhelmed by the pungent, garlicky, erotic scent…

 

Woah. I’m sorry. I let myself get carried away there…

I could swim in this….

ANYWAY – once the onions and garlic start to soften (and I’ve calmed down a bit), add the orzo and combine. Toasting the orzo a bit gives it a nice texture before we submerge it in deliciousness 🙂

Once again – I could easily eat this as a meal every night

From there, you just about throw everything right on in.

Chicken broth, water, tomatoes, beans, Italian seasoning, red pepper, oregano. Bring it up to a boil until the orzo is mostly cooked – about another 5 minutes.

Add back your pork or sausage and your kale and cook for another 2-3 minutes or until the kale is wilted to your liking, madame.

And BOOM. You’re ready to go. 

 
I FREAKIN’ LOVE SOUP. 

 

 

Happy Eating!

 

 

 

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